Why didn’t I think of this?

Would you pay $6 for a set of already-been-chewed wads of gum?

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I know I wouldn't.  That is, unless these aren't really nasty pre-chewed pieces of gum at all but are instead, MAGNETS. 

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I'm going to have to get some and stick them on my front door, just to gross out my neighbors.

Stuck Up magnets are part of a collection of fun, novelty items made by Fred and Friends and can be purchased online at Amazon.  Check out their Pizza Boss pizza cutter and Crime Scene scarf while you're there, seriously hilarious stuff.