[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="432" caption="A Black and Pink Electric Guitar - Feltified."]
[/caption]Yes, it's a guitar. Yes, it is black and pink. Yes, it even has shiny silver strings. But alas, it does not play. Not one single note. Oh sure, I could wear it in my hair to tell the world that I, Farnsworth McQueen Simmons, can rock (and perhaps even roll). Yeah, I know I could have also gotten the pin version of this miniature electric guitar to stick onto the miniature guitar case I bought (but that would be a little weird, don't you think?). I just thought you should know that I am hugely disappointed in your relentless pursuit for cuteness over musical functionality.
What will I do with my miniature rock band now? What, pray tell, shall I tell my fans?
Sincerely,
Disappointed Miniature Guitarist/Backup Vocalist (aka, The Electric Fly)
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