Google is now our splendoriffic new Magic 8 Ball. But instead of droll Yes/No/Maybe answers, it spews forth everything my kids and I need to know from ADD moment to ADHD moment. A quick look at our search queries reveals that my kids and I have asked Google the following over the past 7 days:
- What is a nautical mile?
- What time is it in Madrid, Spain?
- What are the national security threat level colors?
- What will happen if I hit reset on my MySQL tables?
- When will Mac OS X 10.6 come out?
- How much is a normal sales commission?
- How do I get glue out of silk?
- Who are Hello Kitty’s friends?
- When did Helen Hunt / Hank Azaria get divorced?
- What is the history of the Federal Reserve?
- News about a horse blocking traffic on a Texas highway?
- How do I reset a customer’s password in Zen Cart?
- What is a Freemason Bible?
- What is the name of Dan Brown’s new novel?
- Where are Samsung’s corporate headquarters located at?
- What is the Sedona Method?
- What is electricity made of?
- Will plasma cut through anything?
- What is plasma?
- What are the lyrics to Don’t Get Comfortable by Brandon Heath?
- Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic walk through guide?
- How are staples made?
- Who is the fastest human alive?
- Which spiders in Texas are poisonous?
- How do I make a time machine?
- How many centimeters is __ inches?
- Are Sharpie markers toxic?
- What are some easy science fair projects?
- What is thermodynamics?
- How do I make a Thermos?
- Why is my iTunes 7.6 upgrade in Spanish?
- Are we out of new TV shows?
- Why does Jay Leno need writers?
- What are some rainy day activities for older kids?
- What is a Boobah?
- How long until my kids can go back to school after getting pink eye drops?
I heart the internet. Billions of minds are better than one. (Or in some cases, none.) Anyway, my oldest son wants to Google, “How to build a new brain for my little brother.” so I must hand over the keyboard to my angst ridden pre-teen. 
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