After years of experimenting with various Turtle to Cuteness ratios - coupled with many shakings of tiny fists and infected bites from non-cute snapping turtles - we are proud to present to you, Hammond the Sea Turtle. We didn’t just stop after attaching his warm, Walnut Brown shell to his svelt Limbo Lime body. Oh no, our Felt Guru went above and beyond the call of cuteness and added… get this… irridescent flowers and marvelous glass seed beads to this awe-inspiring hair clip! *gasp*
Awww shucks, please hold your applause. We at KarmaBox do what we do to benefit all Fuzzi-kind, not for the life-affirming glory or free schwag. But if you insist on showering us with our due praise and adulation, how can we deny you the satisfaction?
You.
Are.
Welcome.
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… Too much? Yeah, well I’ve been suffering from delusions of grandeur caused by the constant freezing and melting of my brain brought on by a typical Texas winter. Cross country frequent flyers don’t get this many weather changes - I don’t know what to wear anymore. So poop on yer. Turtle poop. *_*
*sniffles*+ann
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